Delusional but Make It Work - Unisex Oversized Tee

Delusional Cat.

The shark is bigger. The odds are impossible. The cat does not care.

This is the tee for the ones who set goals that make no logical sense — and pursue them anyway with full conviction and zero hesitation. Outmatched? Maybe. Outworked? Never.

Because the most delusional thing you can do is believe you'll catch the shark. The second most delusional thing is actually trying. This cat is doing both.

Fabric & Feel

• 100% cotton, 240 GSM — heavyweight yet breathable
• Built as tough as the cat's ambition, as soft as its delusions
• That perfect oversized drape for those who dream big and dress accordingly

Fit

• Unisex oversized fit — extra length, dropped shoulders, wide sleeves
• Relaxed silhouette for the chronically delusional and deeply committed

Care Instructions

• Wash inside-out in cold water
• Dry on low heat
• Iron inside-out only